You do? Well, I would disagree; you look fab, but if you insist, I have something for you. Some free Dr. Perricone skin care products! Doctor Perricone is regarded as the father of the Inflammation Theory of Aging...big deal, huh? Click on his name to find out more about him. You can win his Advanced Eye Therapy just by commenting and telling me in a haiku why you think you deserve this product, by telling me about products that didn't work, an issue you have that this product will help with, or anything else! Ok, fine, I'll be a pushover, you don't need a non-rhymed verse genre, conveying an image or feeling in two parts spread over three lines, usually with a seasonal reference, but it would make me happy! :) As long as you give me a good reason why you deserve it, that's great.
Ok, anyways, leave a comment (poem or not) to win the Advanced Eye Therapy product. I will end the contest in two weeks, on December 22nd. Winner needs to be from the U.S., sorry for you international readers. Good luck, and keep treating your skin well!
UPDATE: Thanks to all who entered! Contest is now over, please check back to see who won!